nedelja, 18. januar 2015

You know it's hot in Australia...

when:

1) The best parking spot is determined by shade, not distance
2) Hot water comes out of both taps
3) You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron
4) The temperature drops below 32 degrees C and you feel chilly
5) You know that in January and February it only takes two fingers to steer a car
6) You discover you can get sunburnt through your windscreen
7) You develop a fear of metal door handles
8) You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7am
9) Your biggest bicycle accident fear is "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the road, getting cooked?"
10) You realise that asphalt has a liquid state
11) Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them from laying hard boiled eggs
12) The trees are whistling for dogs
13) While walking back barefoot to your car from any event, you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the car park
14) You catch a cold from having the aircon on full blast all night long
15) You realise that Westfield Shopping Centres aren't just Shopping Centres - they are temples where we worship Air Conditioning
16) Sticking your head in the freezer and taking deep breaths is considered normal
17) A cup full of ice is considered a great snack
18) A black out is-life threatening because your aircon and your fans no longer work.
19) No one cares if you walk around with no shoes on
20) You keep everything in the fridge, including potatoes, bread and clothing
21) People have enough left over beer cans to make a boat and compete in a regatta.
22) The effort of towelling yourself off after a shower means you need another shower right away.
23) You will wait patiently until the day it starts raining to go on a run.
24) You worry your ceiling fan is spinning so fast it will fly off and kill you
25) You laugh because this list is so accurate


Tole sem pobrala od enga random tipa iz Facebooka (ga ne poznam).

Tista o kurah, ledu in jajcih se mi zdi se posebej smesna, ker se mi kokoske na tej vrocini kar smilijo.

Danes sem prisla domov in je vec kot polovica rib v akvariju plavala s trebuhom navzgor. Termometer je kazal 35.9C pa ce bi dejansko pocakala da se meritev stabilizira bi slo verjetno cez 36... sem raje kar takoj zacela led notri metat. 4 tavecje so plavale normalno, ostalih 7 pa ne.

Tista o hranjenju kruha hladilniku je tudi resnicna, ker drugace ti splesni v enem dnevu.

2 komentarja:

Vinc pravi ...

to glede kur me zanima a jih res kako "hladijo"? verjetno ne tako kot piše ampak vseeno kako drugače?

akvarij...ja a nimaš klime v hiši? a grejo temperature kljub temu tako visoko? bo treba prešaltat na morski akvarij in naselit nemota

dobri štosi...mal me spominja na ta vic o gorenjcih www.bsc-kranj.si/index.php?id=3&t=Jokes

kaalen pravi ...

Ah ne, kur ne hladijo vsaj ne da bi jst vedla. Najine se zakopljejo pod grmovje ob ograji.

Duh, sm mal butasta in sem cisto pozabila da sem o ribah ze napisala (double post). Klimo mam sam vklopljena ni bla 2 dneva, ker sem mazohist.

Morski akvariji so verjetno se bolj obcutljivi na visoke temperature. Diskusi in loachi so bli okay, ampak tamale ribe (neon tetre in rumynosi) so ble pa cisto hin. Mislim da sem potem v torek nasla 2 mrtvi, itak jih je ze en kup pocrkalo v zadnjih 2 tednih :( pa lih nove sem kupila pred nedavnim.